GO SPEED RACER!!!

Brushing is for girls...

"I'm freaking pissed!"

Wrestling

"I give up! I give up!!"

"You can't see up my nose in this picture, right?"

Oh Christmas Tree...

"How edible are thy branches?"

Baseball--Go Angels!

I think he likes sitting on this towel because it gives him a chance to poop on the Dodgers...

Tricks

"Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Once upon a time...